i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time
Me and Claudeen at the Seven Eleven
Smokin’ in the back, in our mini skirts
Take us back to class, oh you look like heaven,
You say I’m so fine that it hurts.
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
You are not a terrible person for wanting to break up with someone you love. You don’t need a reason to leave. Wanting to leave is enough. Leaving doesn’t mean you’re incapable of real love or that you’ll never love anyone else again. It means you wish to change the terms of one particular relationship. That’s all. Be brave enough to break your own heart.
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
The amount of notes on this makes me sad.
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
I AM BATDOG
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